The Pope’s Cameo

Sailing To Sicily 

The Tycho Braun departed from Marseilles, Friday 5 October 1891 on the morning flood tide outbound for Palermo to pickup my consignment of wine.

Captain Crocker’s agent in Marseilles had also arranged to load a quantity of Olive Oil also in barrels, it looked a four day stay in Sicily seemed assured.

Our outbound cargo included a cargo of agricultural tools consigned to friend Rosenberg, Captain Crocker was assured a profitable voyage.

It was a short cab ride to the banking establishment of The House of Rosenberg, his domicile was marked by the three brass balls of the House of Medici, The Old World symbol of banking.

Banker Rosenberg was well known in Palermo and locating his house was not a problem in spite of my lack of the local dialect.

My ring was acknowledged by Rosenburgs’ major doom clad in English butler style.

“Whom may I say is calling?” Major-Domo inquired in French.

“Ansar Pasha” I replied in English adding: “I believe I’m expected.”

The butler’s countenance softened slightly, he invited me in.

A short passage lead to a courtyard, where other servants and retainers bustled about, and my host stepped forward making the Muslim gesture, heart, mouth, forehead “Shalom” he intoned.

The courtyard was not large but bathed in October sunshine.

“Welcome to my home, as you can see, I live above the shop, as the English might say.”

“My family private apartments are to our left, warehouse and offices are straight ahead and the servants quarters and kitchen are to the right, all very compact and cozy.”

“I occupy the family block with my wife, three sons, and their families.”

“I notice no stable for the animals,” I observed.

“Very observant, I have a cousin who maintains the herd for rental purposes & I deal exclusively with him, he has other clients as well and it saves me by not having to employ; drivers, a farrier and veterinary services.”

“Would you care to inspect our little facility and I will introduce you to my sons who manage each ‘department’ as it were.”

Arnold, number One son was the bookkeeper and “bank” manager. Justin was warehouse manager. We inspected the wine stock which was stocked in Demi-barrels.

“You see,” my host continued, “I deal mainly with small producers, and it’s handy for barter to keep the units small, it also eases transport, they are more compact.”

“Yes, I quite agree very sound indeed.”

“Of course, on occasion I deal with some of The Don’s ‘estate” products which maybe handled as a ‘vintage’ product, but our major export is ‘vin ordinare’ as The French might express it.”

When we reached the servant block, I was stunned to learn Rosenberg’s third son was  was “adopted” Justin his valet.

Arnold brought him home one day, he had found him in the street starving. We gave him a place at the family table.  He has remained with us. His family takes their meals at the family table and manages my other retainers.

His apartment is in the family block, but has his “office” in the servant’s quarters. “Let us adjourn to the atrium for conversation and coffee.”

Rosenberg led the way, and we found two chairs next to the fountain in the sun, along with a small round table. A young man appeared carrying one of those popular Turkish swinging trays, with two Demi-cups of fresh brewed coffee. 

“Thank you Saul,” said my host, “that’s one of my grandson’s, many of the staff are my relations, it’s something I have copied from The Mafia Don’s it’s a sound system.”

“We can sit here in the sun and conduct our affairs in private,” Rosenberg continued, “surely we have met before, not too long ago.”

To Be Continued


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Siegerson Visits Monte Carlo

Notes From The CommonPlace Book of Sherlock Holmes

Dr John H. Watson once remarked: “The stage lost a great actor when Sherlock Holmes became a ‘consulting’  detective…”

So far my efforts had not been proactive visa-vie The Medici Cameo’s recovery.

My next task was to make Ansar Pasha come to life, by establishing a creditable persona. Every successful actor needs rehearsal. I elected to visit The Gaming Center of The Medditeriane, Monte Carlo, which was reaching it’s seasonal height in September 1891.

One more Circassian guest might pass unremarked. I visited a tailor in Marseilles to order the necessary formal clothing which included a Circassian style frock coat, and a “Prince Albert” cut for evening wear at the casino. As to head gear of course, it was a fez rather than a silk hat.

I began to make appearances with my tutor, along the waterfront of Marseilles to test the effectiveness of my new identity, and also let it be known I was a dealer in “object’s de arte’…” no questions ask!

The first week in September I made a reconnoiter to Monte Carlo in mufti, frequenting the Casino each evening for a week, where I would play a few rounds of chem de fare for modest stakes, usually adjourning for a late supper at 10:30 or 11:00 o’clock.

I repeated this performance two weeks later and made an astonishing discovery, while roulette is certainly a house game, chem de fare is quite another matter.

During my second visit I watched my fellow players quite closely, I was able to take advantage of an opportunity when a less skillful player possessed  “The Shoe”.


Siegerson Reports to Mycroft

My Dear Mycroft

I am enclosing a clipping from The London Times, which I am sure you may have read, but could not know you were receiving news of friend Siegerson.

Extract London Times 

25 September, 1891

News From Cannes

Reports reach us of something quite  unusual, an apparently otherwise unremarkable Circassian Merchant, broke the bank at The Cannes Casino also known as Monte Carlo.

Monte Carlo is  well known as a gambling Mecca on The French Riviera, a German Style casino offering games of chance, roulette and the popular French game Baccarat.

Baccarat is a card game using an appliance, known as a “Shoe,” to deal playing cards, it becomes possible to win more on a single bet than the resources of the table. At such time the player is said to have “broken the bank,” however, it represents the resources of a single table.

It becomes possible because at some time each Baccarat player is the dealer or Bank, and with a string of luck may possess greater resources than the table.

While not a common occurrence, it happens often enough, The Casino has developed a practice of covering the “busted” table with a black cloth and play is suspended, usually for the remainder of the evening. 

At Cannes’ Casino, Baccarat is also known as Baccarat/Chenin de fer/FR (railway), because of  the faster style of play.

It is believed this merchant known as, Ansar Pasha had been quietly playing over a period of several months, practicing his gaming skills, and gradually increasing his amount of wagers.

Rumors abroad in Nice are, this person known as Ansar Pasha is of Circassian descent, a region of the Ottoman Empire, and is a mercantile scavenger, trolling the Medditerian Basin for sharp deals and stolen merchandise to re-retail on the many illegal resources.

Indications are his current base of operations maybe, Marseilles, France or The Port of Palermo, on the isle of Sicily, his antecedents appear to be obscured to “western eyes”/

Although this occurrence was unusually large in terms of a single wager, it’s estimated the total wager at stake when the event occurred was over 500,000 French Francs.

From a Reuters Dispatch

In order to find negotiating ground for myself & El Cappo, I have created Ansar Pasha, a Circassian dealer in objects de arte.

Of course,  the newspaper grossly over estimated the wagered amount, it was however, enough to relieve any finical worries for the foreseeable future. The ƒ45000 or  about £17500 has been deposited at Tellson’s Marseilles.

Funds advanced to me by The Foreign Office will be returned. I wish also to advise you at no time were foreign office funds at risk.

Now that my finances are secure I will proceed to attempt a recovery of Pope Leo’s property. I have put in place a network of sorts, an ally on The Isle of Sicily and a friendly sea captain for transport.

Seigerson

To Be Continued


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Most of us believe History starts when we are born/Rush Limbaugh

Most of us believe History starts when we are born/Rush Limbaugh

I know it’s like most conventional wisdom, a nugget of truth in a glittering generality.

Turner Classic Movies is one of my favorite guilty pleasures, and I have been bombarded by requests to join TCM Backlot, a fan club where members pay to join.

The benefit for joining is the opportunity to be a “guest programer”, but it has it’s perils and I’d like to cite an example.

Recently one of the new “programs”, made comments on His Girl Friday (1940), a farce staring Roslyn Russell, Cary Grant, and a whole host of what used to be called character actors.

It all goes wrong quickly, when this program starts spouting the usual cant, about “strong women’s roles…”

Well, Charlie, it just ain’t so I’ve seen that movie and enjoyed it, but it’s not about a strong willed woman, it’s about a “sob sister”, here’s the 411/

In the late thirties and forties it was the heyday of the print media, and just about every newspaper in America had women reporters, mostly writing, “the society column” or news, but occasionally a full fledged columnist, regardless of their skill level, they were known in the trade as Sob Sisters, because they specialized in “woman’s issues”, what ever that means.

So you see, in the movie His Girl Friday, Roslyn Russell is portraying a talented writer, who happens to be a woman, and yes a man in this movie reduces “this strong woman to tears.”

Fans if you are going to introduce a movie on national television, it might be best if you knew something about the time in which the movie is set, about what we used to call “the tenor of the times”.

“Here endeth the lesson”
Sean Connery, The Untouchables.

P.S. His Girl Friday, is a remake of an earlier The Front Page (1937)


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“There’s No Crying In Baseball”/Tom Hanks A League of Their Own

A so-called Member of The Media, shows his behind at a presidential news conference, and “disses” a White House intern. Then the same so called journalist, aided by The Liberal Ambulance Chasers (read ACLU) runs for the nearest compliant judge.

FYI/it’s in DC, so it has to be a Fed.

Instant Law Suit — Not So Fast Grasshopper

Guess, what no judge can order access to  any Federal Building, other than a courthouse.

It’s not a First Amendment issue, it’s a matter of Courtesy and Respect,

Yes, it’s true we are all entitled to courtesy, but respect has to be earned, and if the President of The United States, suspends the press credentials of any individual,  he is exercising his First Amendment right, after all The White House is his house, when all is said and done.

President Trump did not bar CNN, he merely indicated a specific individual was no longer welcome, and it’s his right to do so.

So this “local” judgement is worth less than the paper it’s printed on.

There’s No Crying In Baseball” / Tom Hanks A League of Their Own

Or

As Andy Jackson once remarked :

“That’s John Marshall’s Law let him enforce it!”

FYI/Members of The  White House press corps, are  more interested in their personal face time than in reporting any news.


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Resturant Review Cousin’s Maine Lobster

I can’t remember how I first heard about Cousin’s Maine Lobster but I think it was an announcement in The Tennessean business. 

Cousins Maine Lobster is a 21st. Century phenomena, Yes  Virginia, a gourmet food truck and now they have a “bricks & mortar” site, but getting there from Nashville is a challenge as I found out. 

As might be expected from their name it’s a sea food place a cross between Long John Silver & Red Lobster. 

There is a signature beverage it’s something called Maine Root beer available in an array of flavors.  As a resident Damn’d Yankee I chose my favorite,  just Root Beer. 

It’s an old New England legend, Indians made the first root beer it’s almost true, for what the Indians actually made was Sarsaparilla. True Root Beer had to wait for the arrival of yeast. 

My spouse selected The Maine Lobster Roll, I chose fried clams & was rewarded with a cry from the kitchen: “Lobster Roll Ready — Clams working” which meant fresh to me. 

We were both curious about; Connecticut Lobster Roll, “It means heated,” came the reply!

I haven’t lived in Connecticut since 1963 and I think I’ll consult my pal Alton Brown on the origin of that dish. 

For Nashville visit: http://www.foodtrucksin.com/cousins-maine-lobster-nashville  — their website to find the local schedule. 

Be advised; in New England, a Lobster Roll is usually on the menu as an appetizer,  not an entree and would definitely not be  accompanied by French Fries.

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Salmonella Doesn’t Sneak

We have become sloppy and careless as evidence by the sidebar How Salmonella Gets Into Dry Foods  –  USA This Day (08-01-2018)  — We put it there.

Item four “dormant” is a result, not a cause and item one contaminated water is not possible. Crops are normally irrigated from below not overhead.

That leaves sanitation, especially workers not washing there hands throughly or often enough.

You may not recall, The Peanut Butter incident caused by improper roof maintenance,

The main cause of poor worker sanitation as maybe a result of the increasing use of those electric hand dryers.

The don’t work, (For Us).  Here’s the 411/The leading manufacturer of these devices is World Drier Corporation it would  be suggested  they are not a US company.

We have a 110 Volt system in a 220 Volt world. Which means that drier doesn’t heat up as fast as it’s supposed too it can’t it’s only seeing 1/2 the energy it’s designed for.

Think of it this way How far could do you think you could drive your car on a half a tank of gas.

So friends if you go in a restaurant and see a hand dryer in the rest room pay your check & leave it may just save your life.


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Duck Boat Accident Kills 17 — Branson Mo

 Fake News Continues — well it’s not really fake news, it’s lazy reporting, 

The so-called Duck Boat is not a boat at all — it’s an amphibious military vehicle, and  by our standards it’s ancient technology 

Developed during WW-II The DUKW, earned the nick name of Duck, designed to be built on the standard 2 1/2 Ton military carrier known as The Deuce  and a half, the vehicle was  designed to ferry troops and supplies over the beach and on to hard ground behind the beach head.

It saw it’s greatest service in the European Theatre, being able to cross wider rivers before pontoon or Baily bridges could be erected.


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Sherlock Holmes said it Best!

“I am not retained by the police to supply their deficiencies…” — 

I know you have heard of The Equifax Breach, it wasn’t my data which was breached, It was Equifax’s data which was breached,  I’m not an Equifax subscriber,

Writing in the August Issue of Kiplinger Personal Finance — a writer tells subscribers to manage their credit report, I demure

I don’t look to KPF for finical information, I get mine from The Man who bought 48 acres of Prime Williamson County real estate for cash — Dave Ramsey, and his credit rating is probably is near zero, he doesn’t borrow money (anymore).

No one ever got wealthy managing their credit bureau!

Your credit report is fodder for the noisy and the lazy,  it’s become a snooping ground for all kinds of people accessing any bureau’s data,  because they can, a good credit rating is not an indication of character. It’s  “public” data,  accumulated in one place, and that’s the danger. The credit bureaus are managed by cretans.

You may not remember,  at the time of the breach,  Equifax’s “security manger”, dumped his Equifax stock,  before the public announcement, He later got nicked for “insider trading”; which it certainly was.

If you are concerned about identity theft, do what Dave Ramsey does, talk to Zander, buy their identity theft insurance, it’s a bargain, it costs less than LifeLock, and with Zander, your spouse and minor children are also covered, with LifeLock a separate account is required for each  on-line “identity”.


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Mike Rowe has a new program How America Works find it on Fox News Business

Mike Rowe has a new program How America Works find it on Fox News Business

This week it was how freight moves by rail out of the port of Houston  (doesn’t he mean Galveston?)

It was an interesting program but flawed by that overworked phrase “supply chain issues”.

Friends a “supply chain” only exists in the imagination of weak writers. There is no such thing, what we have are channels of distribution.  

A chain is a mechanical device, speeding it up would be a solution, but no cargo vessel has an overdrive transmission. In an eight-hour shift only so many “boxes” can come off a container ship.

Handling container freight is more like a ballet, than a chain, the right outbound freight has to be sitting on the dock to be loaded after the unloading. Cargo bound for Yokohama can’t be loaded on a ship for Shanghai. 

It was prescient to focus on rail transportation ahead of a possible railroad strike, which will cripple our Covid recovery efforts.

For example at LongBeach (Los Angeles container terminal), every container is trucked from dockside to the rail yard to be loaded on a flat car. It’s called Intermodal Freight. 

One of the cargos being handled this date were wind turbine blades bound for North Dakota — I couldn’t tell if they were used blades bound for a landfill or new blades for a wind “farm”. Does it matter?”


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Late Breaking News No More Accountability for this administration Or more from the playbook of Joseph Goebbels!

At Dr. Fauchi’s farewell news conference WTNN broadcast the following exchange. A female reporter had the temerity to ask “Do you know where Covid originated?” The White House press secretary chided her for shouting out & said, “We are not here to do it your way, we are going to do it my way… “ 

That’s been our problem from the beginning we have been “Doing it Fauchi’s Way” & he was Wrong thenand he’s wrong NOW. 

From the get-go, our response has been driven by superstition (Wuhan virus is racist) & pseudo-science. The estimate of five million deaths was written by a global warming dumbass in the UK. 

We tried to control the uncontrollable & Dr. Fauchi became a media darling. The Washington press corp just loves “short guys”. Think back to Labor secretary Robert Reich of the Clinton administration.

Instead of treating the original infection for what was a mild & highly contagious form of the flu. We plunged the nation into a lockdown mode “to blunt the effect on our medical establishment.” 

We had become that nation where patients visit an emergency room when they don’t feel well. An expensive way to manage health care, but it’s all good someone else is paying. 

Of course, the real root of the problem may be in the answer Dr. Fauchi may not know. No bureaucrat will admit there is something he can’t know! 

PS/there is no evidence that Chinese workers were spitting into iPhones (built-in Wuhan).



PS It doesn’t matter that  representative Omar had to marry her brother to become a citizen – it’s fraud  under Shiria law & the  law of  the  United  States

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Every battery is a dumb device, it has only two states, charging & discharging. The problem is aggravated by being connected to a DC power source

 

Your iPhone doesn’t need this device, your e-bike may

Those E-bike fires in New York City are not spontaneous  — they are a sign of poor management

Every battery is a dumb device, it has only two states, charging & discharging. The problem is aggravated by being connected to a DC power source.

Remember those droid/phone fires on airlines several years ago.

Charging a battery is not a “file & forget” operation except perhaps for your iPhone. When your iPhone overheats it just shuts down.

 


“In 1800, as the result of a professional disagreement over the galvanic response advocated by Luigi Galvani, Alessandro Volta developed the so-called voltaic pile, a forerunner of the battery, which produced a steady electric current. Volta had determined that the most effective pair of dissimilar metals to produce electricity was zinc and silver.”

We are living in the age of lowered expectations, while we can buy “forever” postage, our digital devices are limited by charging cycles.

The Hackers Latest Trick

Me&My iPhone.001 - Version 2

I spend a lot of time and effort on my podcast “skewing” my colleagues in terrestrial radio and TV news, especially the news writers …

My problem is that I was raised to believe, if you wrote for publication, you had a duty to write well, and be knowledgable about the subject, at least that’s what Miss Cornwall (My sixth Grade English Teacher told me)…

Miss Cornwall recommended looking in the daily newspaper for examples of good writing, even a local paper like The Bridgeport Post had a hard working editor to oversee each daily edition, Bridgeport was too small to support successive editions like the Big Guys in New York City —\(New York City)

Now with pagination it’s a whole new ballgame, and the editors job is to make sure “we don’t have any nasty white space…”

FYI/Mark Twain famously remarked “ A newspaper exists when 50% black stuff meet 50% white stuff”…. He ought to know he was a “printer’s devil” (apprentice), before he was a reporter.

Which Leads me to my topic….    I heard on the news the other night ….”Scammers using fake or stolen SSN’S have stolen from ‘the government….”

That statement is so wrong, it’s hard to know where to begin…

The Government perse’ — doesn’t have any money, what it does have is taxes collected from me and Warren Buffet’s secretary

W.B. was supposed to have remarked  “his secretary pays more in income tax, than he does…”

Since the IRS “does not make good” on a false return — the scammer has stolen my money, i.e., it’s my tax return, there is no “net loss” to the government, assuming I was entitled to a refund anyway.

However coma — The IRS is totally too blame, since there is no way to hold them accountable they are going to continue to operate in this sloppy, slipshod manner..

At the time the e-return was announced, I told my tax preparer, we are not going to participate, because this much vaunted agency is just overwhelmed with data, and is behind the curve data processing wise…

E-returns were seen as a way to get ahead of the paper, and now with this latest debacle, we should take the opportunity to get where we should be with a rational or level system of taxation, which doesn’t require volumes of legislative goobledy gook.

You may remember the WSJ carried fictional returns into six different IRS locations, and received six different contradictory resolutions, and that was before the days of the “negative tax”

That’s the first concept (“negative tax”)  that needs to go, it’s ridiculous to maintain that I or Warren Buffets’ sectreary have an obligation to support a stranger, that’s what charities are for!

That being said the IRS could take a few steps to protect me —

  1. If they receive an e-return from a payer who previously filed by paper/RED FLAG
  2.  If a taxpayer who previously files joint returns — now files separate/RED FLAG.
  3. It’s much too easy to file an e-return without the w-2 documentation, and all e-filings could be considered “provisional” until receipt of “hard copies”, to make sure “everything checks”..

I’m sorry if this creates more work for the IRS, but the problem is it’s my money, and after all as 
“Matty from Yell County said in True Grit ‘When I’m paying for something I’ll have it my way’…”
This was written early in 2014, and since that time I have been advised that a taxpayer, may “dispute” a “false” return and “get his money back”, average time for resolution is 268 days!

It’s confirmed — Coming to a ballot box in Arizona — Garbage In Garbage OUT

The truth comes out slowly Arizona election officials are violating the law of the United States not just of AZ.

Those genius’ have accepted mail-in ballots hand-delivered to a polling place on election day!

While they might be condoning voter fraud it certainly is mail fraud & that’s a crime, not a misdemeanor.

It’s against postal regulations to hand deliver any mail piece bearing a postage stamp. No state legislature has the power or authority to change postal regulations & that’s a fact, Jack!

There is no one at any polling place who is authorized to accept any written communication from a voter on Election Day or any other.

In every state of the union, voting is supposed to be done in person & the voter is required to identify themselves. This is supposed to ensure fairness.

All over this nation, local officials have been playing fast & loose with election laws especially visa-vie “vote by mail” & it’s got to stop.

Early voting was designed to increase the turnout. Yes, there is a process for “absentee voting” to reach what we used to call shut-ins. It requires an application.

We have formerly been a nation of law & the one place on Earth where elections have been fair, open, & honest. I regret our decline to the status of a banana republic.


PS it’s inconceivable with a population of just over 7, 151,502 to receive 123,000 (reported) hand delivered mail in ballots on election day & count those ballots received the following day?


Avoiding Phishing Schemes



First in a life hack series by the podcast Doctor 👨‍⚕️

It seems not a day goes by that someone has you in their sights as their next sucker, but here are a couple of tip offs:

Number One ☝️ on the list is unknown sender. If you are not sure send them to the spam folder.

Opening a mail from an unknown sender validates your email 📧 is owned by a real live person.

For example, I recently received an email from what I thought was a trusted source. Moving it to Spam on AOL. I choose sender details in the 📦. You see an email “string” instead of the known sender.

The ploy takes you to a specious website.

A second red flag 🚩 is a series of misspellings accompanied by a string of special characters in the subject line. Delete right away.

Don’t set your “out of the office” reply. It gives a spammer a confirmation of your active email.

FYI/This is the same rationale as don’t sign up ⬆️ for The Do Not Call ☎️ List. It’s the happy hunting ground of telephone spammers.

Setting your spam filter to reject unknown senders may help. To set up a new user, send them an email first.

Your best protection comes from having a secure email account. Secure emails are subscription based, you pay 💰 them.

KK the digital goddess, has just announced SmartMail service her “secured” email product.

Making Winston Smith Proud (Think ministry of truth 1984)

The CDC rewrites history 

Thank you Wikipedia 

According to a news report from San Fransisco Omicron never happened. The current variant of the (not racist) Covid is epsilon 

How soon we forget it’s 2022 and you want me to back up to 2021 because you don’t understand scientific notation? It won’t wash. 

Scientific notation is not like naming him-‘canes & her-canes just as pontificating about this name or that name is racist!

If the truth be told the original debate over Wuhan vs Covid was about keystrokes. Wuhan Virus being 9 KS & Covid-19 being 7/KS now shortened to COVID or five keystrokes. It certainly had no other rationale. 

You have just refused to learn from history we went from SARS-2 (COVID) to the second variant then Delta than to Omicron a geometric progression. 

Now all of a sudden you want to do a reset to 2020 and it won’t wash. You just don’t know what you are talking about!

Once again we have been let down by our so-called education system. Our teachers have become educators or to put it another way “professional bureaucrats”. 

What can you expect of a nation which has elevated the guy who hands you a high-priced cup of coffee to the status of another professional? 

PS we should have gone thru Alpha Beta Gamma but we went direct to Delta then Omicron We skipped Beta/Gamma just as we skipped eta, theta, iota, kappa & epsilon!


Nineteen Eighty-Four has become a classic literary example of political and dystopian fiction. It also popularised the term “Orwellian” as an adjective, with many terms used in the novel entering common usage, including “Big Brother”, “doublethink”, “Thought Police”, “thoughtcrime”, “Newspeak”, and “2 + 2 = 5”.

Thank You Wikipedia

Editor’s note — think outcome based education.

FYI/Winston Smith the protagonist of  (1984) worked at The Minisity of Truth,  his job was to re-write history to confirm the outcome.  


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La Niña is another weather fraud from those global warming dumb asses

La Niña is another weather fraud from those global warming dumb asses

It might be great Spanish grammar, but it’s a fraud, just like our so-called global warming and sea level rise.

Here’s the 411 — The Pacific weather pattern know as El Niño is a warm flow off our western coast, it is forced off shore, by the Japan Current a cold water flow (south).

The onshore winds, pick up moisture over the warm current, but tend to dump it before reaches coast, which puts California in drought pattern.

The weather pattern El Niño means child/“boy” in Spanish, because of its erratic behavior, (Spanish words are gender specific) normal pattern the flow of warm water forces the Japan Current offshore hence more moisture for California….

This is the same nonsense which has given us those wonderful Him-a-canes & Her-a-canes.


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BaseBall Wisdom – Is it a lack of vocabulary or a lack of knowledge?

Here’s the offending paragraph: “…but if you imagine a captain or helmsman standing in front of the ship’s wheel…”

A recent post on Grammar Girl written by Samantha Ensien titled “What Does In Your Wheelhouse Mean?”

Well, I must admit she’s almost right, but captains hardly ever steer vessels! On a river steamer (pictured) that’s a pilot. A military vessel has a “bridge”. It’s the helmsman who steers under the direction of the officer of the watch.

It’s a discussion of the phrase “in my wheelhouse” which has come into common use through the antics of some baseball commentator.

The Wheelhouse is maned by a pilot & he’s entirely independent and may not be countermanded by the vessel commander, think, “harbor pilot”.

The reason is plain: a pilot, in those days, was the only unfettered and entirely independent human being that lived in the earth. Kings are but the hampered servants of parliament and people; parliaments sit in chains forged by their constituency….

The previous quote from, Life On The Mississippi/1863 Mark Twain

Let me quote from my podcast Baseball Wisdom.

“It ain’t braggin’ if you done it!”

Dizzy Dean
former pitcher and sports commentator.

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8 Steps To Prepare for Podcasts and Radio Interviews To Promote Your Forthcoming Book 

Headline Writer’s Digest 08 – 25 – (20-22)

The PodCast Doctor talks to another author. I subscribe to two writing journals, Writer’s Digest is digital & a paid subscription to Poets & Writers.

FYI/Poets & Writers long & strong is the list of writing contests in the index of each issue (it’s a bi-monthly).

Writer’s Digest on the other hand has mastered the art of making money in writing — they are all about teaching others. A recent article piqued my interest with the title: 

8 Steps To Prepare for Podcasts and Radio Interviews To Promote Your Forthcoming Book.

As a podcast host I found the article interesting, but here’s the problem — while we live in a black sock world — a “one size fits all” — in terms of production PodCasting & Terrestrial radio are two different genres.

What works here (podcast) might not work there (radio).  

Interview podcasts are popular with audiences and may seem easy to produce, but great podcast interviews are not recorded, they are edited to capture the premium content.

PodCasting Tip #1:

No interview podcast is driven by my “agenda” interviews are all about your Guest. Make your guest the star of the show!

I once listened to 40 minutes of a dull podcast by a potential client to find out he was interviewing a songwriter! PS while his song wasn’t “Hit Parade” stuff it was the best part of the podcast. Later I met with this producer, and at our meeting, he told me: “how smart he was!”

Step 4 Get to know the host before the show.

Writing a “pitch letter” might be necessary for terrestrial radio, be sure to include a copy of your book. (In the publishing world it’s called a review copy). A personal autograph would be a nice touch. Everybody loves free stuff.

PodCasting Tip #2:

When I interview an author, I send them a copy of the finished podcast (without commercial mentions — my podcasts are sponsored) for posting on their website. 

(This is something our terrestrial radio cousins can’t offer.)

Step 6: Stay on topic.

“An interviewer will come prepared with their own agenda, but you never have to answer questions that make you feel uneasy…”

I demure from the preceding comment the purpose of my PodCast is to entertain and inform, I try to do each in equal measures, leave the preaching to the professionals. If I’m talking to a pastor; “it’s save it for Sunday”!

PodCast Interview Hack #10 of 14:

If you interview an author Read His Book!

I am eager to interview writers/authors (I’m one of them) mostly they don’t find me, I find them. Every published author is an expert. They wrote the book!

From the manuscript Story Telling By Podcast©(2016)

Step 8 Master the wrap-up.

Please change it to:

Be prepared to deliver a tagline

StoryTelling by Podcast©(2016) 

A tag line is a statement by your guest promoting his book and/or their website & can be used by the podcaster as a transition (the technical name is “stinger”) 

FYI/this is the real strength of GarageBand as a podcast production medium. “Stingers” & “Jingles” Apple’s royalty-free music. 

PodCasting Tip #3 

“Don’t pick a fight with anyone known only by initials — think IRS — BMI & ASCAP.” Mark Twain.

He actually said: 

“Don’t pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel….” 

Generally, if you follow the advice of this author you might not like the result. I once interviewed a guest who was determined to manage the interview (he was a retired Army officer) and used to being “in charge”. My audience didn’t respond, he never promoted his organization.

Let’s remember the whole idea behind writing — sell books. Readers will buy from people they know and like.


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